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The following are the top ten Big Lebowski quotes, as rated by you, the fans. Please click any of the red "Rate it" buttons to add your own opinion to the voting. Be sure to visit the Random Quote page to find and rate more hilarious Big Lebowski moments.


Top Rated Quote: Rating of 10Rate it
He looks like a fuckin' loser.
Hey. At least I'm housebroken.
Fuckin' time waste.


#2: Rating of 10Rate it
No, like I said, Woo, peed on my rug.
#3: Rating of 10Rate it
First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex, secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.
#4: Rating of 10Rate it
What do you mean, Dude?
#5: Rating of 10Rate it
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click.
#6: Rating of 10Rate it
You mean coitus?
#7: Rating of 10Rate it
Hey you know what? Forget about it huh, forget about it.
#8: Rating of 10Rate it
This whole fucking thing--I could be sitting here with just pee-stains on my rug.
#9: Rating of 10Rate it
Yeah.
#10: Rating of 10Rate it
Hey. At least I'm housebroken.