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Scene 7
Over the Line
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Location
Bowling Alley
Scene Rating
6.2
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Woohoo...I'm slammin them tonight. You guys are dead in the water!!
Alright! Way to go, Donny! If you will it, it is no dream.
You're fucking twenty minutes late, man. What the fuck is that?
Theodore Herzel.
Huh?
State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
What the fuck are you talking about man? The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier?
Huh? Oh!--Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?
What do you mean brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking you're fucking turn, Dude.
Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it?
First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex, secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.
Hey man, Walter, you know--
Fucking dog has fucking papers, --Over the line!
Huh?
I'm sorry Smokey, You were over the line, that's a foul.
Bullshit. Mark it eight Dude.
Excuse me! Mark it zero. Next frame.
Bullshit. Walter! Mark it eight dude.
Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Hey Walter come on, it's just--hey man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, you know, it's just a game, man.
This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round-robin, am I wrong?
Yeah, but I wasn't--
Am I wrong!?
Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker, Dude, I'm marking it an eight.
Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain.
Walter--man--
You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain.
I'm not--
A world of pain.
Look Dude, I ... this is your partner--
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!
They're calling the cops, man, put the piece away.
MARK IT ZERO!
Walter put the piece away.
Walter--
YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE? MARK IT ZERO!!
All right!! It's fucking zero! You happy, you crazy fuck?
It's a league game, Smokey!