Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was...He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of southern California,
from La Jolla...
...to Leo Carillo and up to Pismo. He died--he died as so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom Lord you took him. As you took so many bright flowering young men, at Khe San and Lan Doc...
...and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so did Donny. Donny who loved bowling.
And so, Theodore--Donald--Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of...
...the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Oh shit Dude, I'm sorry.
Goddamn wind. Fuck.
God damnit Walter! You fucking asshole!
Shit! Dude, I'm sorry!
Everything's a fucking travesty with you man!
Look Dude, I'm sorry. It was an accident!
What was that-- What was that shit about Vietnam!
Look Dude, I'm sorry--
What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam! What the fuck are you talking about?!
Dude, I'm sorry.
Come on Dude. Hey fuck it man. Let's go bowling.