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Scene 39
GODDAMNIT
Starring
Location
Funeral Home
Scene Rating
5.9
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Hello, gentlemen. You are the bereaved?
Yeah man.
Francis Donnelly. Pleased to meet you.
Jeff Lebowski.
Walter Sobchak.
The Dude, actually. It's uh...
Excuse me?
Aw, nothing.
Yes. I understand you're taking away the remains.
Yeah.
We have the urn.
And I assume this is credit card?
Yeah.
UTHUMMm.
What's this?
That's for the urn.
Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.
Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.
This is a hundred and eighty dollars.
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
Uh, well can we just uh--
A hundred and eighty dollars?!
They range up to three thousand.
Uh, we're uh--Ummm.
Can't, can't we just rent it from you man?
Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house.
We're scattering the fucking ashes!
Walter, Walter, Walter--
WHAT JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!
Sir, please lower your voices.
Man, don't you have, you know, something uh, else we can put him in? You know?
That is our most modestly priced receptacle.
GODDAMNIT!! Is there a Ralph's around here?