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Scene 38
They Killed My Fucking Car
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Location
Bowling Alley
Scene Rating
6.1
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The whole concept abates, I mean many learned men have disputed this, but in the 14th century the Rambamhe like...he...
Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.
Vee vant zat money, Lebowski.
Ja, uzzervize vee kill ze girl.
Ja, it seems you forgot our little deal, Lebowski.
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshit. We know you never did.
Are these the Nazis, Walter?
No Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money Lebowski or vee fuck you ups.
Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.
Hey, cool it Walter.
No, without a hostage there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.
His girlfriend gave up her toe!
She sought we vould get a million dollars!
Iss not fair!
FAIR! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST AROUND HERE! YOU, BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?!
Hey, cool it Walter. Hey look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him man.
And, I would like my undies back!
Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter?
No, Donny. These men are cowards.
Okay. So vee take ze money you haf on you und vee call it eefen.
Ah hah.
Fuck you.
Hey no, come on, Walter, come on, we're ending this thing cheap man.
No! What's mine is mine.
Oh, Come on, Walter!.
No funny stuff
Alright! Alright uh,
No funny stuff!
I got uh, four bucks...
...almost five!
I got eighteen dollars, Dude.
What's mine is mine.
VEE FUCK YOU UP, MAN! VEE TAKES THE MONEY!
Come and get it.
VEE FUCK YOU UP!
Come on man.
Show me what you got. Nihilist.
I FUCK YOU!
Walter, come on he's got a sword thing man!
Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.
I FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
I FUCK YOU, I PIG STICK--
ARRGGG!
I FUCK YOU!
Take it easy man!
I FUCK YOU!
Take the four dollars!
I FUCK YOU!... I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!
I'm gonna hit you with the fuckin' ball man.
VEAKLING! I FUCK YOU!
ANTI-SEMITE!
I fuck you!
We've got a man down, Dude.
God! They shot him, man!
He's not shot. No Dude.
They shot Donny?
There weren't any shots fired.
Huh?
It's a heart attack. Call the medics, Dude. I'd go myself but I'm pumping blood. Might pass out.
Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine. We got help choppering in.