Where was she man?
Visiting friends of hers in Palm Springs. She just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us.
Well I guess the fucking nihilist knew where she was!
Jesus, Dude! She never even kidnapped herself.
Who's this gentleman, Dude?
Who am I?
I'm a fucking veteran, that's who I am!
You shouldn't go in there, Dude! He's very angry!
So? She's back. No thanks to you.
Where's the fucking money, Lebowski?
A MILLION BUCKS...
...FROM FUCKING NEEDY LITTLE...
...URBAN ACHIEVERS! YOU ARE SCUM, MAN!
Who the hell is he?
Who am I, Who am I?
I'm the guy who's gonna KICK...
...YOUR PHONY GOLDBRICKING ASS! That's who I am!
MAN! We know the briefcase was fucking empty, We know you kept the million bucks for yourself.
You have your story, I have mine. I say I entrusted the money to you, and you stole it.
AS IF WE WOULD EVER DREAM OF TAKING YOUR BULLSHIT MONEY!
You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fucking glad man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on, and you'd just met me. You you, human paraquat! You figured, oh, here's a loser, you know a, a a, deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about.
Well? Aren't ya?
Well...yeah, but you--
Get out. Both of ya.
Look at that fucking phony, Dude! Pretending to be a fucking millionaire!
Out of this house. Now you bums.
Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
Stay away from me, mister!
This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!
WALTER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! HE'S A CRIPPLE!
I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
Stay away from me I said.
Come on, come on.
Get away from me!
Walk, you fucking phony!
PUT HIM DOWN MAN!
Yeah, I'll put him down, Dude. RAUSS! ACHTUNG, BABY!!
Come on man, help me put him back in his chair.