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Scene 3
That's Your Name, Dude
Starring
Location
Bowling Alley
Scene Rating
6.1
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Woohoo, I'm throwin' rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.
This was a valued rug.
This was, uh--
Yeah man, it really tied the room together--
This was a valued, uh.
Yeah...
What tied the room together, Dude?
My rug.
Were you listening to the story, Donny?
What--
Walter.....
Were you listening to the Dude's story?
I was bowling--
So you have no frame of reference, here Donny. You're like a child who wanders in -
Walter.....
- in the middle of a movie and wants to--
Walter, Walter, what's the point man?
There's no fucking reason--here's my point, Dude--there's no fucking reason why these--
Yeah Walter, what's your point?
Huh?
Walter, what's the point. Look--we all know who was at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?
Huh? No! What the fuck are you --I'm not--we're talking about unchecked aggression here dude.
What the fuck is he talking about?
My rug.
Forget it, Donny. You're out of your element.
Walter, the Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?! The Chinaman is not the issue here dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you do not,-- also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, uh,Asian-American, Please.
Walter, this isn't a guy who built the rail- roads, here, this is a guy --
What the fuck are you talk--
Walter, he peed on my rug.
He peed on the Dude's rug.
DONNIE YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! Dude the Chinaman is not the issue here.
So who, who--
Jeff Lebowski. The other Jeffrey Lebowski. The millionaire.
That's fucking interesting man, that's fucking interesting...
Plus, he has the wealth, obviously, and the resources, uh, so that there is no reason, there's no FUCKING reason, why his wife should go out and owe money all over town, and then they come and they pee on your fucking rug! Am I wrong?
No...
Am I wrong!
Yeah, but--
Okay then. uh,
Fuckin' A.
And this guy peed on it.
Donny, Please.
You know, this is the fuckin' guy...I could find this Lebowski guy.
His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude!
This is the guy, who should compensate me for the fucking rug. His wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug?
They pee on your fucking Rug?
They peed on my fucking rug.
That's right Dude; they peed on your fucking Rug.