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Scene 18
The Royal We
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Location
Limo
Scene Rating
5.9
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Into the limo, you son of a bitch. No arguments.
Hey, hey, hey careful, man! There's a beverage here!
Start talking and talk fast you lousy bum!
We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude.
Where's my goddamn money, you bum?!
Well, well we--I, I, I don't--
They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! HER LIFE WAS IN YOUR HANDS!
This is our concern, Dude.
No, man, nothing is fucked here--
NOTHING IS FUCKED!
No man--
THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!
Well man, come on, who're you gonna believe? Those guys or uh--we dropped off the damn money--
WE?!
I--the royal we, you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money, exactly as per--Look, man I've got certain information alright? Certain things have come to light, and uh, ya know, has it ever occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit, you know it, it it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean it's not just, it might not be, just such a simple, uh--you know?
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
Well I'll tell you what I'm blathering about! I got information man--new shit has come to light and and--shit, man! She kidnapped herself!
Well sure man, look at it! Ya know. A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, ya know. She uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers--and that's cool, that's that's cool-- I- I'm saying, she needs money man, and uh, you know, of course they're gonna say they didn't get it, uh uh, because she wants more, man, she's gotta feed the monkey...mean--uh, hasn't that ever occurred to you man? Sir?
No Mr. Lebowski, that had not occurred to me.
That had not occurred to us, Dude.
Uh, okay, ya know, you guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so uh, you know, but hey, that's what you, that's what you pay me for. Aha...Um. Speaking of which, do you think uh, that you could uh, give me my twenty thousand in cash? Uh, my concern is, and I've gotta check with, with my accountant, but that this might bump me up into a higher tax uh--
Brandt, give him the envelope.
Oh well, if you've already got the, check made out, that that's cool.
We received it this morning.
Since you have failed to achieve, even in the modest task that was your charge, since you have stolen my money, since you have unrepentantly betrayed my trust. I have no choice but to tell these bums to do whatever is necessary to recover their money from you,Jeffrey Lebowski. And with Brandt as my witness, I will tell you this: Any further harm visited upon Bunny, will be visited tenfold upon your head.
...My God sir. I will not abide another toe.