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Scene 13
Let's Take That Hill
Dude's Car
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Where the fuck are you going, man?
Take the ringer. I'll drive.
The what?
The ringer! The ringer, Dude!
What the...
Have they called yet?
What the hell is this?
My dirty undies dude. Laundry, The whites.
Walter, I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies man.
That's right, Dude. The weight. The ringer can't look empty.
Walter--what the fuck are you thinking man?
Well you're right, Dude, I got to thinking. I got to thinking why should we settle for a measly fucking twenty grand--
We? What the fuck we? You said you just wanted to come along--
My point, Dude, is why should we settle for twenty grand when we can keep the entire million. Am I wrong?
Yes you're wrong. This isn't a fucking game man.
Oh, but it is a game. You said so yourself. She kidnapped herself.
I said I thought--
Dude here.
Who is this?
Dude the Bagman. Where do you want us to go?
Shit...yeah, you know, uh, me and the driver. I'm not uh, handling the money and driving the car and talking on the phone all by my fucking--
Shut the fuck up.
Dude, are you fucking this up?
Who is that?
That is the driver, I told you--
Oh shit.
What the fuck's going on?
What the fuck is going on?
He hung up, man! You fucked it up! You fucked it up! Her life was in our hands man!
Easy, Dude.
We're screwed now! We don't get shit, they're gonna kill her! We're fucked, Walter!
Nothing is fucked Dude. Come on. You're being very unDude. They'll call back. Look, she kidnapped her--
Ya see? Nothing's fucked here, Dude. Nothing is fucked. They're a bunch of fucking amateurs--
But Walter, Walter will you just shut the fuck up! Don't say peep when I'm doing business here man.
Okay Dude. Have it your way.
But they're amateurs.
Okay, we proceed. But only if there is no funny stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
So no funny stuff. Okay?
Just tell me where the fuck you want us to go.
That was the sign man.
So, all we gotta do is get her back, no one's in a position to complain, and we keep the baksheesh.
Yeah, terrific, Walter. But you haven't told me how we're gonna get her back. Where is she?
That's the simple part, Dude. We make the handoff, I grab one of 'em and beat it out of him.
Yeah. That's a great plan, Walter. That's fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly. That's a Swiss fucking watch.
That's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--
You are coming to a wooden bridge. When you cross the bridge you throw the bag from the left window of the moving car. You're being watched.
What'd he say? Where's the hand-off?
There is no fucking hand-off man. At a wooden bridge we throw the money out of the car!
We throw the money out of the moving car!
No, we can't do that, Dude. That fucks up our plan.
Well call them up and explain it to 'em, Walter! Your plan is so fucking simple, I'm sure they'll fucking understand it! That's the beauty of it!
Wooden bridge, huh?
I'm throwing the money, Walter! We're not fucking around man!
Ok, dude the bridge is coming up! Gimme the ringer, Chop-chop!
Fuck that! Walter I love you, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron.
Okay, Dude. No time to argue.
Hey man! hey--
Here's the bridge--
Walter! Hey! Hey, Walter, hey--
There goes the ringer!
What the fuck!
OK Dude, your wheel!
Walter Hey, Hey what the fuck?
At fifteen em-pee-aitch I roll out! I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! The uzi!
You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked did ya!
Walter, Walter what the--
Fifteen! Dude This is it! Let's take that hill!
Walter hey Walter--
Ah, ahhhh,
WE HAVE IT! WE HAVE IT!! WE HAVE IT!... WE...have it.
Ahh fuck it dude, let's go bowling.