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Scene 11
Dios Mio, Man
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Location
Bowling Alley
Scene Rating
5.6
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Fucking Quintana--that creep can roll, man--
Yeah, but he's a fucking pervert, Dude.
Yeah?
No. He's a sex offender. With a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old.
Huh.
When he moved down to Hollywood he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
What's a pederast, Walter?
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
So. How much they give you?
Twenty grand, man. And of course I still keep the rug.
Just for making the hand-off?
Yeah.
...They gave uh, Dude a beeper, so whenever these guys call--
What if it's during a game?
Oh, I told him if it was during league play--
What's during league play?
uh, ya know
Life does not stop and start at your convenience,
I uh,
you miserable piece of shit.
I, I figure uh,
I figure it's easy money, ya know, it's all pretty harmless. She probably kidnapped herself.
Huh?
Aww...
What do you mean, Dude?
Rug-peers did not do this. Look at it. Young trophy wife. Marries this guy for money, she figures he isn't giving her enough. Ya know, She owes money all over town-- uhh.
That...fucking...bitch!
It's all a goddamn fake man. It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit. And uh, uh, you know, uh,
I am the Walrus.
you know you'll, uh, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--
I am the Walrus.
That fucking bitch!
Yeah.
I am the Walrus.
That's ex-- Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
What the fuck is he talking about?
Fucking exactly what happened. Those--
Hell yeah. That makes me fucking SICK!
Well, what do you care, Walter?
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--
Walter,
This fuckin' whore...
I don't see any--
...can waltz around town...
- connection with Vietnam, man.
Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. Your roll.
Have it your way, but my point is--
Your roll--
My point is--
Your roll.
Are you ready to be fucked, man?
I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click.
Jesus.
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
Aaaah...Oh man. Ohhhh...Awwww...